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Post by IsisFire on May 24, 2006 21:06:10 GMT -8
A man came into the doctor's office one day with his wife. He told the doctor. "well, you see, I think my wife is going a bit deaf. when I talk to her she sometimes doesn't seem to hear me. Is there something you can do?" "Well you'll have to scedual an appointment whith me some other time. I have a patient waiting. But there is a simple test you can do at home while you wait. Just stand about fifty feet away from your wife and speak to her in a normal voice. if she doesn't answer, move up abot ten feet and try again and so on. Then we'll have an idea of how serious the problem is." "Well, ok I'll try that." So the man came out of the room, got his wife and went home.
Later that day, the man's wife was chopping carotts for dinner on the counter and the man decided to try the test. he walked out the kitchen door behind her about 50 feet away and said, "Honey, what's for dinner?" she didn't answer so he moved to 40 feet and said, "Honey, what are we having for dinner?" again she didn;t answer. he moved to 30 feet, "Honey, what's for dinner?" she still didn't reply. 20 feet: "what's for dinner, honey?" again, there was no reply. 10 feet: "what's for dinner?" once againshe didn't answer. He was getting a bit annoyed now. he walked right up behind her and shouted in her ear, "WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR DINNER?!!!" this time she spun around and shouted back, "STOP YELLING!! I TOLD YOU 5 TIMES ALREADY!! STEW AND CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Munchlax on Jul 29, 2006 1:35:00 GMT -8
Stupid guy. He thought his wife was going deaf when he was the one going deaf.
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