Post by IsisFire on Nov 15, 2005 16:08:43 GMT -8
Dearest Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you
can't read fast. We don't live where we did when
you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that
most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home,
so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address
because the last West Virginian family that lived here
took the house numbers with them so they wouldn't
have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I'm not sure about it.... I put a load of
clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen
them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last
week; the first time for three days and the second
time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle
Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the
mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and
put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were
really worried because it took him two hours to get
me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't
found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an
aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your
brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week.
Some men tried to get him out but he fought them
off and drouwned. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup
truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window
and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in
the back. They drowned because they couldn't get
the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. nothing
much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
can't read fast. We don't live where we did when
you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that
most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home,
so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address
because the last West Virginian family that lived here
took the house numbers with them so they wouldn't
have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I'm not sure about it.... I put a load of
clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen
them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last
week; the first time for three days and the second
time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle
Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the
mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and
put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were
really worried because it took him two hours to get
me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't
found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an
aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your
brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week.
Some men tried to get him out but he fought them
off and drouwned. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup
truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window
and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in
the back. They drowned because they couldn't get
the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. nothing
much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom