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Post by IsisFire on Nov 14, 2005 16:28:08 GMT -8
One day, a duck walked in to a drug store. He went up to the bar tender and asked, "Do you have any duct-tape?" The cashier said,"No, this is a drug store, we don't sell duct-tape. Sorry." Then the duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked, "Do you have any duct-tape?" The Cashier said, "No. I told you yesterday we don't have any. Go to Home Depot or something!." Then the duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked, "Do you have any duct-tape?" The Cashier said, "You again!!?? I told you! We don't sell duct-tape!!! Go Away!! And if you ask me again, I'll nail Your webbed feet to the floor!!!!" Then the duck left. The next day, the duck came back. The cashier saw him and yelled, "You!!?? Get out!! Go AWAY!!" The duck asked, "Do you have any nails?" "Noo!!!" the cashier said. The duck said,"Do you have any duct-tape?"
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Post by Munchlax on Dec 23, 2005 13:28:08 GMT -8
I never knew a duck could be smarter than any human. Only Nicky is dumber than a duck.
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